The calling into question.

          Actually, my best friend S. was taking a shower and she tought about the fact that most of my relationships end up with a fight. You're probably wondering why does S. think about me during her shower, me to, but that's not the topic. :)

         • There was: 

- A.: Who was a jerk screwed S. birthday up by telling her about the surprise we were about to give her. Well I know I've used pretty hards words like "get out of my life forever!", but I really don't regret them.

-M.:  Who was the biggest jerk, asshole, son of a bitch I ever met. He lied to me about almost everything 

in his life, even his name!! Actually, I don't wanna waste your time by talking about him.        

- And the last, but not the least, T.: The one I loved for 6 years and who finally informed my that he was dating an other girl for 2 months and that he was already thinking about mariage. You wnna know the worst? I think I'm still in love with him, in fact if he comes back and apologize I'm not sur i'll turn him down... That's precisely why I provoced an argument. I told him I didn't wanna talk to him ever again. And I perfectly knew he was going to respect my wish, that's why I didn't got news from for almost a month.

           In fact, there's no calling into question, it's not me, it's them! Hope you agree! Haha The one and only mistake I made is falling in love with suckers... I even think that, the more they're bad (to be polite), the more they attract me. I'm totally lame, I'm not the kind of girls who fell in love with a sweet, romantic, ans nice guy, and I would love to change the situation, but it's impossible...

The Biggest lie of my life

When you ask people about what they think of me, they might tell you I'm heartless, spiteful, egocentric...But first of all they gonna tell you I'm strong, unshakeable.

 My favourite sentence, the one I want engraved on my grave is:

"Screw you! And know that I'm fine without you!"

But today, I feel exposed, and lonely... ...So lonely...

"You can be young once, but you can always be immature." - Dave Barry

"This is YOUR life. Do what you want, and do it often. If you don't like something, CHANGE it. If you don't like your job, QUIT. If you don't have enough time, stop watchin TV. If you are looking for the love of your life, STOP; They will be waiting for you when you start doing things you LOVE. Stop over analyzing, LIFE IS SIMPLE. All emotions are beautiful, when you eat, APPRECIATE every last bite. OPEN you mind, arms and heart to the NEW things and people, we are united in our differences. Ask the next person you see what their PASSION is, and share your inspiring DREAMS with them. TRAVEL often; getting lost will help you find yourself. Some oppurtunities only come once, SEIZE them. Life is about the people you MEET, and the things you CREATE with them. So go out and start creating.  

LIFE IS SHORT."

The Sis' Code

           I had a look on Barney Stinson's blog, inspired from the famous TV Show How I met your mother, and I noticed the existence of a "Bro Code" written by BS himself. The Bro Code a whole set of rules meant for managing the relationships between Bros. Inspired by this invention, I decided to write: The Sis' Code.

Art. 1:

           Do never have relationship wtih a Sis's ex, someone she liked but that she never actually dated or her target.

Art. 2:

           A Sis must let down everything she planed for the day (or the night) if an other Sis has been dumped (by a jackass). All Sisters are asked to attend, so that they will build up a plan to make the asshole life a living hell.

Art. 3:

           A Sis must tell another Sis when:

                      - She gain weight

                      - Her boyf. is chitting on her

                      - She has a bad breath

                      - She's about to date a jackass

                      - She dosen't like her new haircut, dress, pants, bag...

                      - She's changing into someone else

                      - To be continued...

Art. 4: 

           Your Sis enemy is also yours. 

 Art. 5:

           Don't ever invite a guy to a girls night.

Art. 6:

           Do always call your sis when there is a gathering of hotties. And if she's not able to be there fast enough, pick up the number of the 2nd hottest guy of the gathering in order to give it to her. Why the 2nd? Cause the first one is for you of course?

Art. 7: 

           A Sis comes always before any guy!

Art. 8: 

           Don't ever forget your Sis's birthday.

Art. 9: 

           Any piece of gossip must be shared by the Sis'

Art. 10: 

           Don't forget your Sis' as soon as you get a boyf.

The Oversized Ego Theory

 

           How many time did you like someone  who didn't like you back? How many time did somebody you barely noticed, have a crush on you? I bet, you still don't know why it didn't work out... You wanna know why? 

           People usually think that to make somebody yours, you have to be romantic, toughtful, lying in wait for the least desire to fill... People are WRONG, that kind of behaviour leads directly to a failure. By acting like that you 'll always stay the good friend on which this guy will ever count when for example his new gf leaves him... Are you sure you wanna be that girl? I don't think so...

Well, I'm gonna give you my little secret away, which you can sum up in three words: 

OVERSIZED EGO THEORY

           Every human being has inside of him a part of  self-esteem, all you have to do is to reach it. I mean, if you want a guy, don't show him, actually you have to act as if you don't care about him, as if he's not good enough to be with you. Cause, yes, young lady, to be with you should be an honor. 

           So then he's gonna be offended & puzzled by you, he will wonder why you're not under his spell yet, it's gonna drive him crazy. He's gonna take your behaviour like a challenge. 

           But don't make the big mistake, which is sadly often done : As soon as they get their prey, they suddenly let themselves go and turn into a big pityfull & contemptible romantic monster. DON'T!! Try to let it go, slowly, step by step. That doesn't mean you have to stay cold and aloof. 

           You see, seduction is like a coktail: You gotta make the perfect mix between kindness, warmth and gentlness & hotness, inaccessibility & apparent disinterest. Increase the first part step by step, always be unpredicable, that the secret of long and funny relationship.

Your turn now, and always keep that in mind: You're awesome!