I had a look on Barney Stinson's blog, inspired from the famous TV Show How I met your mother, and I noticed the existence of a "Bro Code" written by BS himself. The Bro Code a whole set of rules meant for managing the relationships between Bros. Inspired by this invention, I decided to write: The Sis' Code.
Art. 1:
Do never have relationship wtih a Sis's ex, someone she liked but that she never actually dated or her target.
Art. 2:
A Sis must let down everything she planed for the day (or the night) if an other Sis has been dumped (by a jackass). All Sisters are asked to attend, so that they will build up a plan to make the asshole life a living hell.
Art. 3:
A Sis must tell another Sis when:
- She gain weight
- Her boyf. is chitting on her
- She has a bad breath
- She's about to date a jackass
- She dosen't like her new haircut, dress, pants, bag...
- She's changing into someone else
- To be continued...
Art. 4:
Your Sis enemy is also yours.
Art. 5:
Don't ever invite a guy to a girls night.
Art. 6:
Do always call your sis when there is a gathering of hotties. And if she's not able to be there fast enough, pick up the number of the 2nd hottest guy of the gathering in order to give it to her. Why the 2nd? Cause the first one is for you of course?
Art. 7:
A Sis comes always before any guy!
Art. 8:
Don't ever forget your Sis's birthday.
Art. 9:
Any piece of gossip must be shared by the Sis'
Art. 10:
Don't forget your Sis' as soon as you get a boyf.
